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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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