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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻

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