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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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