Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.