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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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