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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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