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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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