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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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