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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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