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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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