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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃

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