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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮

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