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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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