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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Toby eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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