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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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