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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Luna eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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