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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Coco eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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