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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡

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