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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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