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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Tilly eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺

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