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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daisy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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