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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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