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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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