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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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