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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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