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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖

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