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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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