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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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