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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘

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