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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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