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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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