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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺

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