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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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