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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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