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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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