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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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