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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Voldemort eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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