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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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