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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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