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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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