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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻

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