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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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