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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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