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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Hermoine eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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