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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺

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