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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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