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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Picard eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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