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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Worf eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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