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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Spock eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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