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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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