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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet parakeet 🦜 Rex eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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