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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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