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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Princess eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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