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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ginger eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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