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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dixie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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