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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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