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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pepper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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