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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊

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