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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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