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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Champ eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯

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