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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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