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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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