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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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