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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rocky eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

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