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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Yoda eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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