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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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