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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Murphy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻

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