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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦

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