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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Thor eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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