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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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