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Pet death

My father-in-law had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Loki eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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